Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Bored with his lesbian daughter Lindsay, Michael Lohan is now working with Jessica Simpson

Bryan Bedder/Getty Images

Bryan Bedder/Getty Images

In the Lohan family, it’s been made pretty evident that father Michael is not wanted. He has also voiced disapproval of Lindsay’s lesbian relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, and apparently decided to move on to sponging off another famous kid. Michael is now in talks with Jessica Simpson’s
business manager, David Levin, about getting her a beverage contract., a la 50 Cent’s multi-million dollar success with Formula 50.

"I had [a] meeting with the Vitamin Water inventors and my investors last night," Lohan wrote in an email. "And that's where you come in . . . When we spoke, it was to attach Jessica as a spokesperson for the new vitamin-infused beverage line." An astonishing new low for the paternity-results-selling Michael Lohan. Reaching fame and fortune off your own brood is one thing, but honing in on someone else’s? Papa Joe Simpson must be fuming.

Do you think Michael Lohan is desperate? [NY Post]
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  • 6840's Avatar
    Posted by 6840 Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:52pm PDT

    HOW ARE YOU GOING TO CHANGE LINDSAY LOHAN THAT IS ALL SHE KNOWS THIS IS A HOLLWOOD SCREW UP SHE IS A TURD WITH UNLIMITED CASH

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  • Shiny's Avatar
    Posted by Shiny Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:55am PDT

    So I take it that Mr. Lohan still has the courts convinced that his owning Lindsey's assets as "conservator" is still in the "poor girls" interests.

    Seems like she's learning how toxic men claiming to 'love' you really can be and taking a break from the difficult sex and maybe (from a venusian perspective) exploring what it's like not to date a martian. :-) Never can tell if its just a healing response, or realizing a deep unmet need...only time will tell that...

    Gawd, the wedding pic of Ellen and Portia was sure beautiful looking:

    "The two looked ecstatic and couldn't keep the smiles off their faces or their eyes off each other," the Daily Telegraph quoted a witness as saying. "Portia looked stunning, like a real fairytale princess," the witness added.

    For the wedding, De Rossi, 35, wore a plunging halter-neck that exposed her entire back, with a cream bodice and full skirt to the ground in blush pink. Her hair was swept up off her face. The Geelong-raised actor's gown was reportedly by US designer Zac Posen."

    ( see pic @ http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/thedishrag/2008/08/here-it-is-the.html)...like a fairytale princess...yeah...apt description.

    Amazing how some people want to nullify and destroy their happiness -- all in the name of Christ's love. Very very sad.

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  • Karen's Avatar
    Posted by Karen Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:05am PDT

    Someone please correct me if I'm not getting the correct message behind the title of this article. Are you kidding----or what? What in the world does her being a lesbian have to do with anything in that article? if it's about her father, write about what he's doing and don't try to sensationalize by putting "lesbian" in the article's heading. All seems a little homophobic to me.

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  • badgerdog's Avatar
    Posted by badgerdog Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:05am PDT

    "SHE IS A TURD WITH UNLIMITED CASH" - LOL at that, 6840!!!

    Well, and as you might say, Turds beget turds!

    Pretty harsh, I know, but it just seems like these people, (the Lohan family, the Simpson family, the Hilton sisters and mother, etc. etc and others) are just sponging off the fatuation we "common folk" have with celebrity. And frankly, there's nothing about these people to celebrate. Other than their relentless and tenacious greed, narcissism and want of something for nothing?

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  • Alexis's Avatar
    Posted by Alexis Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:00pm PDT

    he is so pathetic. since when does this guy manage celebrity careers. desperate, desperate, desperate

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  • Reesay's Avatar
    Posted by Reesay Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:31pm PDT

    Who cares?

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  • Kassi's Avatar
    Posted by Kassi Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:37pm PDT

    What a mess the younger generation in actors/singers.I feel Jessica Simpson is talentLESS and all washed up.Simpson SUCKS as a want to BE country singer.So know she is trying to drag her Ex-husband down with her.I feel she is just mad because he is doing something in the industry still.Her father is also a leach.So Lohan and simpson are both WORTHLESS to me.Maybe Simpson and her Dad can do a Chicken of the Sea comercial.

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  • Tiny's Avatar
    Posted by Tiny Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:55pm PDT

    So what's the big deal with Lindsay Lohan's relationship to same sex..

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  • Amy R's Avatar
    Posted by Amy R Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:40pm PDT

    That whole family is screwed up....bunch of nut jobs

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  • Denise's Avatar
    Posted by Denise Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:41pm PDT

    They write articles with little content. I know nothing about Mr. Lohan and am really not interested in other people's lives. Trying to straighten out my own. LOL!

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