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Monday, November 30, 2009

Does God Play Favorites?

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Have you ever thought about the scripture that reads, " God has created man in his own image?" And what does that mean? First off men are naturally better looking then women . They don't have to stand in front of the mirror for hours doing their hair and make up. The term $hit, shower and shave, applies only to men. They don't have to wear a stupid bra to keep from flapping their boobs all over the place like a cow. Boy do I hate those things. They don't have PMS, or have to go through 7 days of he11 every month. The down side of that for them, is that they have to deal with us while we go through it. And that is not a pretty site. We are the ones who have to carry the babies for 9 mo. and go thru those grueling hours of labor pain while the men get drunk in bars and hand out cigars when the baby comes. So yes my friends the answer is yes, God does play favorites. But the one thing he gives women over the men is patience to deal with them. God love them. We would be miserable without them. :)
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  • kim r's Avatar
    Posted by kim r Tue Nov 3, 2009 3:08pm PST

    If by chance I do get to heaven, I am going to look for Eve. I am going to bust her up for messing with the forbidden fruit. Dang blang hot flashes!

    Good one Rose, talk to you later.

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  • Rose's Avatar
    Posted by Rose Tue Nov 3, 2009 3:12pm PST

    And Kim, if I don't make it, punch her in the nose for me OK?

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  • Habanero♥™'s Avatar
    Posted by Habanero♥™ Tue Nov 3, 2009 3:19pm PST

    I shouldn't leave a comment about this after the day I have had. So I won't, yet. Maybe I will have a cocktail and calm down.

    I will return.

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  • Rose's Avatar
    Posted by Rose Tue Nov 3, 2009 3:52pm PST

    Oh Hab, I am sorry you have had a bad day. You can call me if you need to talk.

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  • Rose's Avatar
    Posted by Rose Tue Nov 3, 2009 3:58pm PST

    Side note to you gals, If a man is used to having his mother do everything for him, that is what he wants from you. If you are a caretaker type then that may work for you. If not you better look someplace else.

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  • Yogurt Lover's Avatar
    Posted by Yogurt Lover Tue Nov 3, 2009 4:37pm PST

    Hey Rosy!

    I think that God or the Ethereal being made things so much harder on the women because we can handle it. We are stronger than any man ever could be, which makes us special.

    What is more powerful than the ability to create life? Too bad such a blessing is often not taken serious enough or made significant enough.

    I love you, Rosy!

    SMOOCHES

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  • Rose's Avatar
    Posted by Rose Tue Nov 3, 2009 5:00pm PST

    I would love to see a man go thru it just once, so they would know what it feels like.

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  • Rose's Avatar
    Posted by Rose Tue Nov 3, 2009 6:17pm PST

    I never thought I could live without a man. Not because I needed one to take care of me. But I just love them so darn much. I have been on my own for the last four years, and I am doing pretty darn good. Of course the one I had was so special that no guy out there can hold a candle to him. He spoiled me for anyone else.

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  • justokay's Avatar
    Posted by justokay Tue Nov 3, 2009 6:25pm PST

    Men are good for lifting heavy things and big strong hugs. The rest of the stuff we women can handle quite well.

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  • Rose's Avatar
    Posted by Rose Tue Nov 3, 2009 8:02pm PST

    And don't forget opening jars.LOL

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