HO HO HO I HAVE SO MANY THINGS TO SAY TO THIS "LOSE 10# FELLOW." FIRST IT IS CHRISTMAS, WE ALL HAVE GROWN UP, GONE THROUGH MARRIAGE, OUR CHILDREN ARE GROWN,AND WE HAVE OUR GRAND BABIES. WHEN WE WERRE LITTLE-YOUNGER- WE REMEMBERED GOOD FOOD ALONG WITH SANTA CLAUS, THE TWO WENT HAND IN HAND. AND HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU CHECK MAMA TO MAKE SURE SHE LEFT SOMETHING OUT FOR SANTA. I CAN REMEMBER DOING THAT AND I'M 57 YEARS OLD. SAD AS IT MAY BE TO OTHERS-WE ASSOCIATE GOOD "COMFORT" FOOD WITH CHRISTMAS. THE TIME WE LOOK BACK AND REMEMBER FAMILY, BROTHERS, AND SISTERS, THOSE THAT HAVE PASSED ON. WE REMEMBER WHAT NEAT THINGS SANTA BROUGHT US, WE REVEL IN CHRISTMAS PAST, AND WITH OUR CHILDREN WHO ARE WITH THEIR FAMILIES, AND WHO COULD NOT BE HERE THIS YEAR WITH US. WE TALK TO OUR GRANDCHILDREN, AND CRY CAUSE WE MISS THEM SO VERY MUCH. THEN WE GET OFF THE PHONE, AND THAT OLD MAN WHO PROPOSED TO YOU DOWN BY CREEK IN THE SUMMER OF '72 PUTS HIS ARMS AROUND YOU, SNUGGLES UP TO YOUR EAR TELL YOU HOW MUCH HE STILL LOVES YOU, AND HANDS YOU A CUP OF TIPPED EGGNOG. DON'T TELL ME YOU WILL SAY, "OH, I TRING TO LOSE 10 LBS.!" NOW THIS STORY IS FROM MY GENERATION AND IT COULD BE ANY FAMILY ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.
OH THAT'S RIGHT, HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN, I'M TAKING THAT SEXY MUFFIN WHO TALKS TO US IN THE VIDEO, AND EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT FOOD, I'M TAKING HIS SWEET @@@ TO BED. AND I'M GOING TO **** HIM TILL HE IS RAW. that WILL PROBAABLY PUT ON 15 INSTEAD OF 10lbs. YOU KNOW HOW MEN ARE, "OH HONEY, ANYTIME YOU ARE READY, I AM TOOO!" YEA, RIGHT-NEXT FOOTBALL GAME, PUT ON YOUR FACE, DO YOUR HAIR THAT'S RIGHT PUT ON THE DOG AND THAT SWEET NEGLIGEE YOU HAVE BEEN SAVING FOR JUST THE RIGHT OCCASSION...TIME HOW LONG IT TAKES HIM TO SAY, "OH HONEY, YOU ARE IN MY WAY, MOVE...." NOW TELL ME THAT AIN'T AN EXTRA LB. -WE ARE SEXUALLY FRUSTATED, AND WE WANT COMFORT AND THAT DOESN'T MEAN BLOWING BUBBLES, TAKING A WALK AROUND THE BLOCK, OR TAKING A SHOWER.
AND THE LAST THING, THERE IS MORE BUT SOMEONE ELSE MIGHT LIKE TO PST THEM. WHAT YOU WANT TO BET THE VIDEO MAN HAS MONEY? IT IS EASIER TO DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION IF YOU CAN AFFORT TO DO SO, AND IF NOT THERE YOU ARE. THOSE OF YOU OUT THERE WHO ARE LIKE ME KNOW WHAT I'M TAKING ABOUT, AND THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT A CLUE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, WELL CHILD YOU HAVE NOT LIVED YET. HO HO HO HAVE A MERRY, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
